Hear ye, Hear ye, the BOZO MASON THE METAL and his sad sack of cut-throats are NO MORE!
My brave compatriots June, Miguelle, Casan, Victoria, and I went back into the Barrows, still in search of the missing adventurers. When we got down in there, Mason and his jebronis thought he was real clever like and that he could set up an ambush. Now maybe he did and maybe he didn’t know it was us, but it’s clear his M.O. is to ambush real adventurers and rob them, but this time he picked the wrong group to tussle with.
We saw through his trap, and flipped the situation on him. Viki having fought this clown before used her experience to soften up dat coconut and Casan finished the job. Their reign of terror is over, but be on the lookout for other bandits as there have been reports of the Black Knight and crew as well as other folks of concern.
Deeper in the barrows we ran into some three pretty gruesome undead creatures who can disguise themselves as living. They seemed to have been clerics of different faiths in life, and something pretty dark and evil got a hold of them. It’s not clear if they were buried in the barrows long ago and something sinister moved….but be wary as something really dark and heavy is down in those barrows.
We killed two of these bad new boneheads but there is at least one still lurking down there with poisonous claws and some impressive foot-speed.
Anywhoo, be careful out there good adventurers!!! Try the new Peat-Za flavors, and wave a hello to the Tortletonis and our friends should we cross paths.
Illustrated After-Action report by Miguelle de Tortleatoni
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