by Tony the Tool | Feb 7, 2022 | Barrowmaze
For real, we brought in some great new protein for your favorite dish!!! Trust me, it’s fantastic! Especially with a little extra buttah and gahlic. You need some new hot croc couture? Talk with us, especially cousin Vicki who’s been cooking up some...
by Frankie Tortletoni | Jan 24, 2022 | Barrowmaze
We thought about gettin ourselves a piece of the mule action, get a piece of ass, so to speak, but we couldn’t settle on it before we hadta run out to the Barrows, so we just rent like we do. And this guy Stenwick, he’s kinda a weird dude, but he’s a...
by Tony the Tool | Jan 24, 2022 | Barrowmaze
I hate to disappoint if you’re looking for some tales of high adventure, but I can tell ya that there are A LOT fewer giant rats and fire beatles in the barrows now, than there were a week ago. My brave compatriots June, Miguelle, Casan, Victoria, Frankie and I...
by Tony the Tool | Jan 17, 2022 | Barrowmaze
Hear ye, Hear ye, the BOZO MASON THE METAL and his sad sack of cut-throats are NO MORE! My brave compatriots June, Miguelle, Casan, Victoria, and I went back into the Barrows, still in search of the missing adventurers. When we got down in there, Mason and his...
by Casan J'onar | Jan 6, 2022 | Barrowmaze
Alright people listen up – the Bandit leader Mason the Metal who has been harassing Barrowmaze delvers with his band of paper bandits is dead. We returned to the barrows looking to retrieve some fallen adventurers when we ran into this retch and fought it out in...
by Tony the Tool | Jan 3, 2022 | Barrowmaze
Hear ye, Hear ye, I got a REAL BOZO ta tell you all about. This JABRONI betta be growing eyes in the back of his head, because he’s livin’ on borrowed time! I’m talking about MASON THE METAL, the highwayman and thief – and I gotta believe...
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