Tales from
The Early Grave
Session Reports Blog
Watch out for pests!!!
I hate to disappoint if you're looking for some tales of high adventure, but I can tell ya that there are A LOT fewer giant rats and fire beatles in the barrows now, than there were a week ago.
The Bastard of the Bogs and his Brazen Belligerents have gone BYE-BYE!!!
Hear ye, Hear ye, the BOZO MASON THE METAL and his sad sack of cut-throats are NO MORE! My brave compatriots June, Miguelle, Casan, Victoria, and I went back into the Barrows, still in search of the missing adventurers.
Mason the Metal is Dead
Alright people listen up - the Bandit leader Mason the Metal who has been harassing Barrowmaze delvers with his band of paper bandits is dead. We returned to the barrows looking to retrieve some fallen adventurers when we ran into this retch and fought it out in the tunnels near the entrance of Barrow 12.
Beware the Bastard of the Bogs and his Brazen Beligerants!!!
Hear ye, Hear ye, I got a REAL BOZO ta tell you all about. This JABRONI betta be growing eyes in the back of his head, because he's livin' on borrowed time! I'm talking about MASON THE METAL, the highwayman and thief - and I gotta believe murderer - who tried to kill me and my friends as we headed back to town.
Okay people, listen up!
Okay people, listen up - you are welcome! That's right, we have braved the Barrowmaze to retrieve a prized mushroom ingredient for the Zza's coming out of the Peet ovens!
To ze local authorities or constable…
Please ignore erroneous and libelous propaganda claiming criminal activity enacted on behalf of ze good Dr. Bartholomäus Viehzüchter, Drehs Saki, Swoosh Mkutz or the entity known as Gregg.
The Rise of The Foot
Drehs Saki here, updating you on the rise of The Foot and the downfall of the Tortletoni's. My genius plan to earn enough money to forge a criminal empire is progressing precisely as planned.
Behold the might of the Unomi Empire!
Creatures of the plane are crushed beneath our feet as we obtain the resources necessary to reclaim the throne of which I, Gregg, am the rightful heir! Bear witness to our exploits!
