by Casan J'onar | Feb 26, 2022 | The Village of Helix
There may be some misunderstanding going around town about a certain situation that transpired recently. Yes, it is true the Tortletoni’s and friends erased another adventuring group from the mortal plane but they HAD IT COMING, the jabroni bastards! Look, it...
by Tony the Tool | Feb 7, 2022 | Barrowmaze
For real, we brought in some great new protein for your favorite dish!!! Trust me, it’s fantastic! Especially with a little extra buttah and gahlic. You need some new hot croc couture? Talk with us, especially cousin Vicki who’s been cooking up some...
by Frankie Tortletoni | Jan 24, 2022 | Barrowmaze
We thought about gettin ourselves a piece of the mule action, get a piece of ass, so to speak, but we couldn’t settle on it before we hadta run out to the Barrows, so we just rent like we do. And this guy Stenwick, he’s kinda a weird dude, but he’s a...
by Casan J'onar | Dec 23, 2021 | Barrowmaze
Okay people, listen up – you are welcome! That’s right, at the behest of Bollo at The Early Grave, Myself, The Tortletoni’s Frankie and Tony, June, and the Duke of Jo’s have braved the Barrowmaze to retrieve a prized mushroom ingredient for the...
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